salt pounder

I heard my co worker say it in a road rage incident

“Get the fuck outta the way you salt pounder”
“ SALT POUNDER “

by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020

Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.

Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!

by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023

salt tosser

Pejorative word used to describe lazy Torontonians in the winter

You Torontonians are nothing but a bunch of lousy salt tossers. Can't even pick up a shovel. Just tossing salt everywhere.

by hall486 December 12, 2016

Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016

Salted Cucumber

Dick

Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores

by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016

salted shiner

When you give a girl a black eye then jizz on it.

I gave her a salted shiner last night.

by Oakrainbow February 23, 2018

Hardly salt

Reaction to an absurd scenario commonly used in the west of Ireland

Katie: you’re a salty simp
Caoimhe: hardly salt

by Saltysimp April 9, 2021