towering mushroom

a very large circumcised penis resembling a tall thick mushroom.

yo dude that is one towering mushroom you have dangling there in the pisser!

by tjradman January 24, 2015

Super Mushroom

A type of mushroom found in the Mushroom Kingdom that cause Mario to get high. Also, everyone just calls them mushrooms anyways.

"Shithead: No one calls them Super Mushrooms, you shithead."

by Spoon Man the Eleventh April 19, 2018

Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.

Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.

by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020

Mushroom willy

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.

Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"

by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014

Mushroom of Warm

n. A propane-powered outdoor heater using a distinctive reflector which gives it its name. The reflector directs most of the infrared energy produced by the small element outward and down, effectively warming a large area in a very efficient way.

KATIE: A Mushroom of Warm is a much more effective outdoor heater than a campfire.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.

by k80theshade May 2, 2021

Mushroom Juice

Mushroom juices are what construction workers sometimes call bodily fluids that are present on their anuses in between various cups of coffee.

I smelled that coffee and my asshole was already covered in mushroom juice.

by roundeyemcgee January 10, 2020

frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017