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YO! Mtv Raps

The Greatest show ever aired on MTV. Came about in the 80's featuring Ed Lover and Dr. Dre. The Ed Lover dance still reigns supreme.
Hey honey wanna come by the crib after school and dig Yo Mtv Raps?
by J-Dubs January 20, 2005
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die mtv

MTV is a large corporation that tells teenagers what to wear, what music to listen to, how to act, et cetera. mainly, MTV brainwashes kids into mindless 'teenie boppers'. therefore, a nice slogan to denounce MTV's 'popularity' is: DIE MTV.
Scene Kid: hey, did you cath TRL on MTV yesterday?
Real, Normal Kid: no! MTV should fucking DIE. DIE MTV.
by molly jerkk April 22, 2006
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sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room
by hombredelobo November 21, 2011
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Cum-guzzling MTV whore

A whore give gives alot of head, and listens to MTV. When Good Charlotte come on they immidiately fall in love with one of the members and think that they are all of a sudden 'Goth', 'Emo' or 'Hardcore'... They're not.
"OMG! i GaVe AsH sOmE gOoD hEd LaSt NiTe, ThEn I wEnT hOmE aNd WaTcHeD MtV. HaVe U hErD dA aNfEm By GoOd ShArLoT? ItS dA bEsSt!"
"OmG u ArE sUcH a GoFf. CoOl!"
"I nO! lEtS gO oN dA nEt N aStOuNd eVrEe1 wIv OuR gOfFnEsS!"
by Aloe Vera August 15, 2004
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Ghetto MTV

See: BET or B.E.T.. Black Entertainment television is Ghetto MTV.
by Stevepower September 17, 2006
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MTVeenager

The new teenager generation, born into a culture dominated by 'Pop Media'. Modern Pop Media is the corporate driven marketing force behind the modern day MTVeenager's mentality and lifestyle.

The sum of an MTVeenager's concerns are as follows:

* Mobile Telephones and associated products (ring tones, wallpapers, etc)
* MTV and the latest chart music
* Hollywood produced "blockbuster" films.
* Clothes fashions (catering for both the mainstream and alternative markets (punks, goths) - both of which are equally as commercial as each other.
* Rebelling against Pop Culture (Please note, those who choose to rebel against Pop Media by dressing "alternatively" or listening to "alternative" music are equally as guilty of conformity as those who choose to embrace Pop Media.)

The greatest crime of the MTVeenager is living a lifestyle based upon the choices made by the market forces behind Pop Media and the approval of their own peers (See: Fashion), rather than through their own personal preferences.

You may find examples of the MTVeenager on this very website. Here follows a guide to spotting the breed:

(See: Metal) Notice users commenting on how certain bands are "not metal" and others are "real metal" (and those who choose to listen to anything else are clearly less capable of detecting musical ability within their preferred choice of music) - This behaviour is fuelled by the desire to purposefully not listen to mainstream music due to a need to seem more discering than their peers, a classic symptom of being an MTVeenager.

You will find the very same behaviour relating to all areas of the MTVeenager's culture. Their tastes are driven either by advertising or a desire to be a non-conformist. Therefore, we may assume that a vast proportion of all teenagers are MTVeenagers and are incapable of embracing their true personal preferences due to a desire to either 1) Conform to Pop Media or 2) Conform to "alternative" sub-cultures.

This leads us to conclude that our future adult generation is composed of the same unintelligent, socially inept, greedy, small minded and prejudiced people as of previous adult generations. Thankfully, this means we are in no danger of progressing the human race into more insightful ways of behaviour.

And yes, I do realise that this definition contains high levels of irony and hypocrisy, as I too am an MTVeenager like you.
* Preps, Jocks, Nerds, Geeks, Goths, Punks, Greebos, Stoners, Skaters and anybody who doesn't fit into any of those categories but is aged between 12 and 20 years old.

All of which are MTVeenagers.
by Pip January 25, 2005
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mtv2

a channel that used to show good rock videos, but now has turn into most of the same old things on mtv.
watch fuse instead.
heatguy J is now on mtv2. what happened to all videos all the time?
by ! February 16, 2004
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