-verb. To make plans with somebody and then cancel them at the very last minute, usually when the other person is already at the spot, because you're either too drunk or you have some other awful excuse
We had plans to watch the De La Hoya fight and now you're gonna show up with your girlfriend and say you gotta go watch the Golden Compass? How you gonna mohan me like that?
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by 00loop062 April 24, 2018
Get the Mohamed mug.Absolute chad that would give his life up for yours, tall as frick and a definite shoulder to cry on. Never judges you and is always looking to improve. Has probably saved you from suicide more than 2 times.
He's emotional and cries sometimes but that's what makes him special.
He's emotional and cries sometimes but that's what makes him special.
Jack: Broooo, I was on my way to the roof but when I saw him, I turned back around.
James: That must be Mohammed then UwU
James: That must be Mohammed then UwU
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Sexy Libyan beast Gets to much ass🍑. The dripeist nigga out there and that’s a fact. Chilliest and funniest too. Doesn’t fuck with love cause it’s BS. But will still fuck ur mom and ur grandma.
by Sexy Libyan October 21, 2019
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