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Minnesota Snow Angel

The sexual act of dry humping your partner on a toboggan speeding downhill. It is also tradition to wear costumes from the Disney movie "Frozen" while performing this act. Make sure to bring appropriate safety gear in case of sledding accidents.
Me and Kathy snuck out during our High School Reunion to make a Minnesota Snow Angel! You betcha it was a blast!
by CakeBakeConnor January 10, 2017
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Minnesota Mouthtrap

A common practice in Minnesota, wherein a person sticks their lingual organ into a receiving participant's anal sphincter, while the receiver subsequently flexes their sphincter muscles to actively clamp the engaged person's tongue. This results in the engaging participant's mouth to be stuck around the anal orifice.
Peter from St. Paul, really liked Betty's backside and asked her if she'd like to try the Minnesota Mouthtrap.
by Tomtombomb85 February 7, 2025
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Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024
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Minnesota Sunrise

The sexual act of soaking your erect penis in a container of high proof alcohol, and inserting it in a woman trying to get her drunk.
"I was already hammered and i needed her to be too, so we did a Minnesota sunrise"
by BigR123 April 5, 2025
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Minnesota Snowman

A Minnesota Snowman is described as a sexual act involving leaving a male's reproductive fluids in a jar until it crusts over, this jar traditionally has a mold inside of it, this mold is usually decorated and kept, creating a Minnesota Snowman.
After a long time, it finally crusted over, James pulled out his hard work, his "Minnesota Snowman"
by theskinwalker May 2, 2025
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Minnesota Snow Globe

An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."
"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"
by LoSGaReBeAr April 25, 2023
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Minnesota Snow Angel

A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.
John: What are you guys doin?!

Mike: Seeing who gets hypothermia by doing a Minnesota Snow Angel!
by Theeman4407 January 2, 2013
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