A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
When you cant think or work because you have to take a huge shit, but you cant get up off your chair.
by spynyc July 29, 2016
1: people who think alike
2: people who are really smart
3: people who ace every test but only sometimes study
2: people who are really smart
3: people who ace every test but only sometimes study
1: esperanza and madison called themselves great minds when they both joked isaac stole his own car to avoid doing homework.
2: madison and esperanza both killed that test. great minds, you know??
2: madison and esperanza both killed that test. great minds, you know??
by evermorefanclub January 30, 2021
A phrase used when someone offers you useless or moronic advice, which will be immediately disregarded but you do not want to offend them, sparing their weak minds.
Them: Hey maybe you should join the Army. You know that its a great way to see the world. You will become more of an individual and nowadays they can place you in jobs that won't involve you having your limbs blown off or your face looking like Freddy Krueger's.
You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
by Ragingdrunk January 11, 2010
A maddening act of bizarre behavior which inevitably forces one to question their own sanity due to the shocking disbelief that overwhelms the mind with a shattering and intensive blow while holding its victim in a complete state of alluring awe.
Bryan mind raped John with many degrading words.
When John found himself in a strange opportunity that belittled him, Bryan mind raped him during the seductive act using his powerful words.
John knew it was wrong, yet he helplessly liked it.
John did as Bryan directed him and found himself doing what he recently opposed.
John thought to himself, "Wow Bryan totally mind raped me."
When John found himself in a strange opportunity that belittled him, Bryan mind raped him during the seductive act using his powerful words.
John knew it was wrong, yet he helplessly liked it.
John did as Bryan directed him and found himself doing what he recently opposed.
John thought to himself, "Wow Bryan totally mind raped me."
by SeaWhale March 01, 2014
Convincing yourself that by over analyzing a situation you can gain control over it when, in reality, it is impossible to control.
by chelseachelsea March 28, 2007