midland university

a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.

midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.

by nickscottttttt June 15, 2022

Milly Muff

A measurement of distance, similar to a poofteenth, slightly bigger than a bees dick

I missed that putt by a milly muff, it sat just shy of the rim

by Dicktionary Soup June 18, 2022

Middy La Corta

A crackhead or heroin fiend

You seen that Middy La Corta he’s a heroin addict you know

by Middylacorta August 4, 2022

Middy Lo Corta

A bum, typically a blonde chav who scrounges for change around Preston and makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but really he can’t, he cats off cherry drops and wears dead Burberry.

Look at that middy lo corta kid, what a nitty.

by chewwydrops1000 August 4, 2022

Middy Lo Corta

A bum, typically a blonde chav who
scrounges for change around Preston and
makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but
really he can't, he cats off cherry drops and
wears dead Burberry.

Look at that middy lo corta kid, what a nitty tramp.

by chewwydrops1000 August 4, 2022

MiblyCish

A way to support one of the best streamers known to man and the universe.

Wow I'd love some MiblyCish!

by alfbreadus August 12, 2022

Midlothian Buttchug

This is the act of pouring a shot of bourbon/whisky into a woman's rectum and promptly shlurping that shit out.

After Matt did a Midlothian Buttchug last weekend, he got insanely fucked up.

by buttchuggerboy69 August 15, 2022