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GoldFish Memory Emo

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.
"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar
by GOD AND MOSES November 6, 2017
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Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.
by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018
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memory baiting

To masturbate to one's thoughts, especially when pornography is not available.
Shit! My phone died five minutes in, guess I'll just start memory baiting instead.
by Boofling November 11, 2019
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Memorial day

Memorial Day is a federal holiday in the United States for mourning the U.S. military personnel who have died while serving in the United States armed forces. It is observed on the last Monday of May at national cemeteries, by placing flowers and American flags on graves of military personnel. By the late 1800s, many more cities and communities observed Memorial Day, and several states had declared it a legal holiday. After World War I, it became an occasion for honoring those who died in all of America's wars and was then more widely established as a national holiday throughout the United States.
Dude, we honor soldiers on memorial day.
by Qi_87 May 31, 2022
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Smoke term memory loss

When you forget things because you smoke a lot.
Dude, you remember what happened last night?

Nah.

Dang. Smoke term memory loss.
by Djfirehawk14 July 28, 2018
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Ho memory

The instance when you're trying to remember which ho you or someone else is talking about.
Al: remember when you brought that ho over and she took out TV remote?
Fred: you mean Tammy?
Al: no not her
Fred: sorry man my ho memory isn't very good nowadays.
by Kaydabalab October 9, 2022
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