Meetu

a beautiful and strong independent woman who is a great friend

Meetu gave me great advice on how not to be dependent on a man.

by mr. man sir October 13, 2009

knife in the middle of the back meeting

A meeting that takes place between co workers in order to fuck over another co worker. Can also be a meeting between so called friends in order to fuck over one of their buddies.

Hey man we need to see you tonight after work. We are having a knife in the middle of the back meeting. Yeah I know we have to hang Tom out to dry for that bullshit he pulled last week. He thinks he fucked us over but we are going to get him in the end.

by pantyteamaster July 28, 2010

safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009

PTA meeting

PTA stands for Parent teachers association Meeting

its the worst day because u get fu**ed up and punished

i envy him because his parent have never been to a PTA meeting

by mustafasowan January 9, 2008

meetastisize

The uncontrollable, malignant, cancer-like growth of meetings in an organization. Meetings will grow beyond available time and space - pushing out all beneficial activities. Eventually they begin to take over hallways, nearby cafe's, and spread virally over the Internet.

The only known antidote is decision-making. Management cannot hear your scream. They're in a conference room having a meeting.

The meeting is about to meetastisize! It's taking over the next conference room... now it's going over the scheduled time... again!

by ggr December 16, 2013

meetball

The tendency for meetings to grow in size, causing scheduling conflicts and delays. (can also be used as a noun)

The Q4 Budget Review is going to meetball, Chad insisted that I invite Karen from accounting and her manager.

We'll never hire a new developer, the selection team meeting has turned into a real meetball.

by S?G March 20, 2019

Lesbian House Meeting

Is a counterproductive meeting often scheduled on weekly basis that sucks the life out the moment or activity where discussions evolve around railroad policy, procedures and protocols that no one will actually follow in real life.

A Lesbian House Meeting is where a meeting is called between flat mates to discuss petty issues such as house cleaning, lesbian kitty money and scheduling the next house meeting! This definition is not limited the domestic arena.

by the natural truth October 11, 2010