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meetastisize

The uncontrollable, malignant, cancer-like growth of meetings in an organization. Meetings will grow beyond available time and space - pushing out all beneficial activities. Eventually they begin to take over hallways, nearby cafe's, and spread virally over the Internet.

The only known antidote is decision-making. Management cannot hear your scream. They're in a conference room having a meeting.
The meeting is about to meetastisize! It's taking over the next conference room... now it's going over the scheduled time... again!
by ggr December 16, 2013
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Metastasized

When tumor cells metastasize, the new tumor is called a secondary or metastatic tumor, and its cells are like those in the original tumor. This means, for example, that, if breast cancer spreads (metastasizes) to the lung, the secondary tumor is made up of abnormal breast cells, not of abnormal lung cells. The tumor in the lung is then called metastatic breast cancer, not lung cancer.
My tumor has metastasized.
by Ashley Collins June 13, 2008
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metastasized

to grow considerably in a positive way--it's big and feels nice
The full velvet length of him spring free and metastasized--it was a vision unlike any I’d seen in all my immortal years.
by FPP After Show August 12, 2025
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