meetastisize 

The uncontrollable, malignant, cancer-like growth of meetings in an organization. Meetings will grow beyond available time and space - pushing out all beneficial activities. Eventually they begin to take over hallways, nearby cafe's, and spread virally over the Internet.

The only known antidote is decision-making. Management cannot hear your scream. They're in a conference room having a meeting.

The meeting is about to meetastisize! It's taking over the next conference room... now it's going over the scheduled time... again!

meetastisize by ggr December 16, 2013

Metastasized 

When tumor cells metastasize, the new tumor is called a secondary or metastatic tumor, and its cells are like those in the original tumor. This means, for example, that, if breast cancer spreads (metastasizes) to the lung, the secondary tumor is made up of abnormal breast cells, not of abnormal lung cells. The tumor in the lung is then called metastatic breast cancer, not lung cancer.

My tumor has metastasized.

Metastasized by Ashley Collins June 13, 2008

metastasized 

to grow considerably in a positive way--it's big and feels nice

The full velvet length of him spring free and metastasized--it was a vision unlike any I’d seen in all my immortal years.

metastasized by FPP After Show August 12, 2025