when one is haveing sex with their partner and has a freind hiding some were in the room and when you pull out and you yell "MORTAL KOMBAT" and he goes "FINISH HER" and you proceed to cum in her face
by bob j sam June 13, 2010
Get the MORTAL KOMBAT!!! mug.The best video game ever to be unleashed upon the the world of man. Mortal Kombat 2 was released in 1993 and loved by all who touched it except those liberalist b******s and those feminist c***s who tried so desperatley to get it banned but failed (HA!). Mortal Kombat 2 was one of only two games to be any good out of the MK series (the other being MK4) And it changed video gaming for ever
"Hey man, lets go play MK3"
"What the fuck you are you scriptin about???
MK3 is the worst game ever fool"
"I wanna play it"
"Nah, MK2"
"M! K! 2!
"MORTAL KOMBAT 2!!!"
"What the fuck you are you scriptin about???
MK3 is the worst game ever fool"
"I wanna play it"
"Nah, MK2"
"M! K! 2!
"MORTAL KOMBAT 2!!!"
by Boh December 6, 2006
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The mixture of two different drugs, being Mephedrone (Mortal) and Ketamine (kombat), equalling a wobbly k-hole euphoria feeling
"Let's Mortal Kombat it tonight!" mephedrone and ketamine mixed together and done either in the form of: lines, bumps, bombs or smoked
by Freshkentt. May 18, 2010
Get the Mortal Kombat mug.when ur having intercourse with a girl from behind..and ur fucking her soooo hard she's screaming like Shiva from Mortal Kombat. Than, once ur about to bust ur load, u pull out and turn her around. You shoot ur load in the air so she looks up to catch it. as she goes to catch iit in her mouth, you yelll "FATALITY" and chop her right in the neck. preferbly with ur right hand. she falls to the ground in utter pain.
person 1: dude...how was tht girls house?
person 2: not bad...i gave her the mortal kombat and did evn clean up!!!
person 2: not bad...i gave her the mortal kombat and did evn clean up!!!
by t-reinzz June 23, 2009
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Get the Mortdale mug.A person who lacks any good looks or intelligence, does stupid retarded mistakes all the time, often referred to as a cross between a mole and a wart
by Crim_boi June 10, 2014
Get the Mort mug.Something edgy people say to sound cooler than normal people when comparing each other. Generally doesn’t make sense contextually.
Guy 1: Oh, I’m only on episode two of season one of Lost.
Guy 2: Foolish Mortal! I’ve watched the entirety of the show six times!
Guy 1: Okay... cool, I guess?
Guy 2: Foolish Mortal! I’ve watched the entirety of the show six times!
Guy 1: Okay... cool, I guess?
by BomberJacknut April 11, 2019
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