Mr. Cousin McDonald

A female named Alex that lives in Canada, New York.

Alex, aka Mr. Cousin McDonald, is the cousin of Mr. Sister Woman and Mr. Sister Woman's sister. Cousin McDonald is very cool!

by Chickindude June 24, 2021

McDonalds

a worldwide fast food restaurant chain. they are most always conveniently located every few miles or so. very handy when going on humungous day long drives across the country.

unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.

ugh i think a piece of shit fell from the ceiling

by unusu-al February 8, 2004

McDonalds

a fast food restaurant that everyone on Urban Dictionary is determined to insult, rant about, and define into sand.

"Hey, Joe! C'mere and help me add to the fourteen pages of McDonalds definitions that are all basically the same!"
"Heck yes, Bob! I'm sure our definition will be so original!"

by LykOmgz July 30, 2005

McDonald's Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any McDonald's owned corporate or affiliated franchise restaraunt location.

After eating 3 Big Mac's, 2 McDouble's and a McChicken, I went to the womens room and took a vicious McDonald's Decker.

by McDonalds Dude (M.D.) March 22, 2011

McDookie

Needing to stop at a fast food restaurant to take a shit.

Her stomach was hurting so bad we had to stop at Mickey D's so she could get her McDookie on.

by phillies08wfc January 10, 2015

McDonald WiFi

When you have crappy WiFi.

Kevin: Bruh, this school WiFi is taking me forever to join Kahoot
Kelly: Right! The school has McDonald Wifi
Kevin: I'm hip

by Kira Kellz December 3, 2017

McDonalds

A place where many Americans love to hang out. Even more than Taco Bell, it is America’s symbol. McDonalds is mainly known for its ice cream machine working twice a year. It’s to the point now that the same high schooler laughs when she says Sorry the ice cream machine isn’t working.

Damn it! McDonalds’s ice cream machine is broken again!

by hey vsauce michael here March 11, 2019