low maintenance

A person (usually a girl) that truly believes that he/she is not high maintenance, when they actually are.

Yeah man, she is still telling me that I should be grateful she is so low maintenance!

by mkl_1701 August 10, 2005

Manitoba Mittens

Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.

Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.

So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.

by EvanTA July 12, 2017

Manitowoc-ed

To be railroaded by the justice system through shitty police work, corruption, evidence planting, selective amnesia by people remembering only what will get your ass locked up, lies and cover ups that can go back generations.
Regular people cannot commit this act because you need to hold a position of authority of some sort because otherwise it is just knows as being a general asshole.

You can be Manitowoc-ed though by bosses, teachers, lawyers and any other person with a false sense of superiority and anything goes if they believe it is for the common good.

I have never been so Manitowoc-ed in my life, they planted weed, yelled stop resisting while beating the shit out of me and then hit each other and said I did it.

by Kev1969 September 27, 2017

smugglin'_manitees

Used to describe a very very fat person.

boy1: hey you see that new girl?
boy2: yeah, she looks like shes smugglin'_manitees
boy3: *vomits blood*

by friendofyarsarein October 1, 2006

Camp Manitou

Camp manitou is a place located in middle of nowhere Maine and is a terrible place to send ur kids sending ur kids to camp manitou is A great decision to send your kid for the summer

Kid #1 what are u doing this summer
Kid #2 I'm going to Camp Manitou
Kid #1 good luck with that one buddy

by Hey noww September 15, 2019

Maintenance Hang

Hanging out with a friend or acquaintance after not doing so for an extended period, and with no intention of doing so again soon. Meant to 'maintain' a relationship, but not necessarily further it.

Yea, I hadn't talked to Doug in like five weeks, so I'm going over there tonight for a maintenance hang. Hopefully I won't have to see him again for a few weeks...

(Note: works well with those friends you wish to maintain a... *business* relationship with...)

by Mr_Cookieface January 14, 2009

Maintastic

A compilation of ways to be happy and smart an cool like your Maine man Jermaine.

I had a maintastic day chillin out with you.

by Kapriano June 11, 2009