Mango

The most beautiful, most attractive thing you’ve ever seen in your life

Damn she fine, she a real mango

by Ernesto De La Cruz December 3, 2020

Mango Wang

Refers to a certain bitter/sour taste that a mango gives off. Can be used to describe any kind of fruit, not limited to mangoes.

Bob: What's wrong with your mango?
Tom: It tastes weird. Like bitter and sour at the same time.
Bob: Oh, they call that mango wang.
Tom: Now that you mention it, this mango does have some sort of wang to it.

by ChunkyHunkyFunkyMonkey320 July 10, 2010

Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.

What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

Mango Maui Surprise

While during anal sex between two gay men, the man who is the pitcher pees inside the catchers anus.

"Man i clicked on this link in my email that said get a taste of Maui. Thinking I won a free trip i clicked on the link and it was just a photo of one guy giving another guy a Mango Maui Surprise."

by D3AD D1SCUSS10N February 4, 2010

《¤》Mango`~`Clomp《¤》🥭

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《¤》Mango`~`Clomp《¤》🥭

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

Weekend Mangoes

The illegal seizure or cash and other goods that can be confiscated during a pat down by the police

Cop 1: hey dude are you down for some weekend mangoes
Cop 2: yea man I could use some extra cash because my paycheck is not cutting it.
Cop 1: alright let's go pull some innocent people over and take their money.
Cop 2: yessssssssss.

by _NO_NAME_NEEDED_ March 26, 2019

67 mango

isaac boi ts tuff tuffington isaac mango mango

“Boiii Isaac ts 67 Mango”
“No, Isaac Pmo.”

by mangooo6767 August 9, 2025