manchester

Located in the northwest of England, Manchester is extremely culturally diverse yet is less recognised for this than Liverpool. Manchester is a great place for shopping and tourism, holding a huge range of shops museums and infamous landmarks, also Manchester has two successful football teams, United and City, which is one of the main causes for rivalry with the nearby city of Liverpool.

Manchester is known for having a lower employment rate and higher crime rate than Liverpool, this could be because of the fact that there are more residents in the city or because of areas such as Moss side which are famous for being "rough" However Liverpool is famous for being the breeding ground for "scallies" and "chavs" who are well known for being generally violent.

I dont live in manchester.

by Becky Kate October 15, 2006

manchicles

when a guys nipples are permanently frozen from the cold weather outside or just happen to be a little chilli inside

yo bro that dudes got manchicles his wifey better turn up the thermastat.

by briana mata August 7, 2008

manchella

A kitchen utensil used to scoop spaghetti noodles from a pan. A spoon with prongs used for grabbing spaghetti.

Please pass the manchella so that I may scoop this spaghetti.

by Tiffadees February 3, 2010

manchuck

1. a genetic hybrid of both the marmota monax and homo sapiens taxonomic classifications;

2. a man or woman whose facial features (i.e. hair, eye placement, small rounded ears, buck teeth, etc.) resemble distinct characteristics of a woodchuck or groundhog;

3. sean gavigan;

1.

that dude was such a manchuck.

2.

Person A: Who does that guy remind me of?
Person B: A manchuck.
Person A: Ha! For sure.

by pt sliming October 8, 2010

Manchester United

An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...

Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"

by HalloM8 June 25, 2017

Manchester United

A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.

Manchester United are the best team in the UK

by Alfie Eastwood June 5, 2020

Manchester City

Also known as "bottlejobs". A football club that was created in 2011 by rich Arabs. Since then, the club won 5 premier leagues but not a single european trophy 😹. Their fans are mostly invisible.

Here's an argument the majority of Man City's "fans" use:
Liverpool fan: Hahaha you lost the champions League final
Manchester City fan: Where are your premier leagues?

by NotACityFan October 4, 2022