Moon landing

When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.

me(thinking): wow I really need to fart

*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "

*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."

by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing

Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.

by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020

Annie's Landing

To put it simply, it is a pussy.

"I was hanging out with Beth, and she asked me if i wanted to go to Annie's Landing.."

by belissimo July 10, 2021

Hangzhou Soft Landing

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.

Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing

by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021

a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

by onionlight November 26, 2021

Boeing 787 Landing Gear

The act of globally blocking a moderator/administrator from the classic wikipedia knockoff called FANDOM for zero reason. Its like the sick child cummers (FANDOM staff and SOAP) come out to cum on little children and let them slaughter themselves even though they did NOTHING WRONG!!!

The act of Boeing 787 landing gear caused the suicides of more than 100000 Wikia users over the years.

Megan: Ah fuck, Knmagor0024 got blocked! that sucks cuz I liked her!
Yura Kuzenkov: Knmagor0024 got blocked because he made an inside joke about slaguthering pigs.
Megan: Fuck your shit Yura, you just Boeing 787 Landing Gear'ed Knmagor.
Yura Kuzenkov: I ain't put 10 tires on her wings!
Megan: Choke on my Av33's 9 inch schlong I never wanna use FANDOM ever again.
Yura Kuzenkov: Ill fuckin leak your IP adress and global block your account too.
Megan: dont you damn dare Boeing 787 Landing Gear my acc!
Yura Kuzuenkov: *Blocks Megan globally*
Megan: FUCK YOU STUPID TYRANT!!!

by Boo Radley Game May 23, 2022