When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
by DatJackieB November 18, 2019
Get the Piss Lockmug. n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.
J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'
T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"
T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"
by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010
Get the friend lockmug. to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action
tiger lock
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
by oilcan905 April 6, 2010
Get the Tiger Lockmug. by legendarydoiche September 9, 2011
Get the Wizard Lockmug. by opy March 23, 2005
Get the lock backmug. When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.
"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009
Get the Baby Lockedmug. when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.
by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009
Get the labia lockedmug.