When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
by Annbiguous June 6, 2009
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Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
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Get the Wizard Lock mug.When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.
"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
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Get the lock back mug.when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.
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