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lemon squeezer

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.
Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.
by allstar666 June 21, 2005
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Lemon Curd

A lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade.

This would go well with some butter at a 'crumpetting' party.
He always enjoys lemon curd with lavishings of butter while crumpetting.
by lumnet July 17, 2005
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lemon-poking

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.
After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.
by Sokolov September 21, 2008
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lemon tart

just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart
by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009
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Lemon Love

a state of complete infatuation with a newly found love interest
J: I met this girl.

S: Is it...?

J: Its lemon love.
by Hippestguyever January 10, 2010
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Tesco Value Lemmings

The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.

Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.
"I was going to buy a hamster today, but I found two Tesco Value Lemmings for only 99p!"
by Dave Beaste April 26, 2006
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arabian lemon wedge machine

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man, they sometimes feel the need to partake in some kinkier sex. Therefore, they go to a dance party where lemons are served. In the middle of the dance floor, the woman grabs a lemon wedge and shoves it up her vajayjay. The man then must down an Arabian cocktail (of any variety), and then insert his cock into the woman's vagina and find the lemon wedge, then bringing it out without anyone on the dance floor noticing. If someone does notice and they are familiar with the game, they shout out "fuck machine" at the top of their voice. Once caught, the offending party must run a mile, and then go back and try to do it more sneakily. The game only ends when either the man passes out, gets the lemon out, or the acid from the lemon burns through the wall of the woman's vagina.
Damn, Jennifer wants to try some kinkier sex, so we did the Arabian Lemon Wedge Machine and my legs are still sore and the hole of my dick is on fire. It was a great workout though, I think I ran about 26.4 miles!
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