A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.
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