cash kitty

Cash kitty is when you land a helicopter in the promised land and live like kings by assimilating the native culture. Must haves are a complete understanding of the boof assist, a track suit, a gold medallion, and a hat that says “pussy and money and weed.” You must also successfully execute a “Serbia Bad” game of chicken and successfully perform an Amish oil change. For those elite few to seize the cash kitty, you will recognize your success by the tall giant hand fucking Romanian traffic will eating a doner and defeating communism.

Scott performed a cash kitty and sent his French microphone to the heavens. Todd petted a dog and said, “that’s cool.”

by spartanEMT November 14, 2018

speed kitty

another name for a cheetah

damn that speed kitty can run

by jade_dragon November 7, 2018

Kitty clicking

When two humans, both of the female sex have sex in a scissoring motion. Synonym for scissoring.

Oh I don’t think those two girls are JUST friends, I think they are kitty clicking too!

by Flakeycasey August 13, 2018

Kitty-panged

When a girl uses you for emtional support but you don't have sex with her because you respect her too much

Joe was kitty-panged by that girl Janel all last year

by berkeleyproblems May 20, 2018

Kitty shitting

Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"

I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat

by Straw boy November 25, 2019

Kitty Lickhole

A prison term for your silly place, pleasure hole, and bush. Often established in prison showers.

Spread your kitty lickhole!

by Big Brown boy April 23, 2019

Spicy Kitty

1. A Vagina infected with gonorrhea

Maria’s spicy kitty made my pee burn for weeks!

by WowThatBurns May 23, 2019