Jordan

Very whorish and overweight.
Likes to snitch on people.
Starts A LOT of drama.
Takes advantage of guys when their under the influence of something, then brag about it afterwards.
Even though they ignore her when she blows up their phone.

Jim: Eww, man, look at that girl over there
Tim: She must be a Jordan.

by Jenny123 May 21, 2008

Jordan

Likes to eat cats

dayum hide yo cats jordans cumin

by Hithereilikecats January 30, 2012

Jordan

A 13 year old kid that is nerdy and watches porn all night

eg

kyie: alex was watching porn all night

Bob: HA his a jordan

by PHUCK U JORDAN October 16, 2008

Jordan

The hottest girl you can ever meet, blondes = sexy. (;

jordan is hot

by dasrf234 October 30, 2011

Jordan

A weird nerdy person who loves reading and crushes on every person of the opposite sex they see

Jordan's such a nerd, she's always in her fucking room reading

by Nerddd July 27, 2015

Jordan

An large annoying girl

I don’t like Jordan

by 45678p November 13, 2018

Jordan

Blonde girl with mental disabilities.

It is a shame that Jordan suffers from autism.

by azlynn41 May 31, 2018