John is a really love Abel boy who is sooo handsome and any girl would want to be with him but he only belongs with one girl jade but anyway john is a big deal he is a amazing guy a girl would fall in love with him instantly
by 092@$.d*** April 08, 2015
He is a fucking cuck that likes to tackle for no reason, he likes to embarrass you in front of your friends. If you ever encounter one of these savage beasts, remember to throw your trusty basketball at his dick. if you see him sleaping remember to slit his through
omg this john is such a fucking cuck
omg this john is such a fucking cuck
by gaylord sam November 02, 2018
a gay shit who supports chelsea and tells you that man u are not gonna get into the champs league, and then when they do he gets really salty and doesnt talk to u for a few days
by howya yaweebastard July 27, 2020
A cross breed between an arachnid and human being. A John has the capabilities of spinning silk webs from their rectum and mouth simultaneously.
by Merpaderpa December 10, 2013
by shankler May 17, 2007
by chuckyvorhees December 08, 2010
After cleaning out my pantry (which was a war zone) I couldn't resist the urge to open the doors everytime I past by and john the end result.
Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.
Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.
by tinymh August 13, 2009