jizz swapping

When a girl takes on a load in her mouth and passes it on to another female friend who happily recieves the seed by kiss, or laying on her back and letting the first girl drip/spit it down on her.

"I keep getting spam about jizz swapping, what the hell is that!"
-anon

by whateveroneiusedlastposting August 24, 2003

jizz shower

1. When a man has multiple orgasms causing him to shoot hot sperm uncontrollably once he starts.

2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm fluids without end for what seems to be a long period of time.

1. " I waited with anticipation as he began to cum, my face was wet, then wetter, then completely covered and he was still coming. It looked as though I were rained on, dunked in cum, I was taking a jizz shower!"

by Trinity R January 16, 2008

jizz biscuits

Biscuits covered with jizz.

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

Jizz Whiff

When a dude cums up your nose

Oh gurl, my man kinky as shit. He made me take a jizz whiff after he pulled out ma snatch.

by MegaTronGurl May 6, 2011

Jizz Jockey

Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.

Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "

by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

Jizz Phones

The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.

Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*

by guy # 2 August 6, 2010

Jizz Egg

A plastic easter egg filled with cum, which is then chucked at someone you dislike.

I fucking hate my teacher, i'm gonna hit him in the face with a jizz egg.

by Pablo Fanques April 29, 2007