jerkin the gerkin

Slang For Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

Jerking Off

When a man gets his dick so hard and he’s so horny that he takes it out of his pants and starts jerking it so much. He also likes to finger his ass and jerk off with other people on Omegle and he then shoots cum out of his penis and licks it

Tom was jerking off in his room, until his sister walked in and asked to join him.

by Daddy966969 March 27, 2019

herkin and jerkin

In a nervous state, one who moves his/her neck about, as if independent from the body, in a circular eratic motion.

Do you see the way he was herkin and jerkin when the boss came in?

by Col. Clark March 7, 2008

jenki bolti

Something you text your friends after 12 to 30 Vodka and whatevers, and subsequently get made fun of for the following week or two.

"Jenki Bolti? What the fuck is that? Chris is such a dumbass."

by Drunk Idiot February 9, 2005

Leeroy Jenkins

A lesser known Russian God, worshiped for his brave actions regarding dragons. He is also praised by gangs of latino chess players, for his amazing strategy.

Praise Stalin and also Leeroy Jenkins for they are our Gods.

by Banzaar Gypsytooth Farrader November 29, 2011

jerkinhead

Adj.; One who professes the act of self-stimulation through different methods on a daily basis.

"Just a long shower my ass! Dave's such a jerkinhead."

by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

Jericho'ed

A term similar to the familiar television term "Jumping the shark". It is a term which references the popular TV show Jericho, a dramatic serial drama which completed its first season with a cliffhanger ending, only to leave its fan base up in arms when it was canceled without resolution.

Definitions:

1) When a television network ends a popular serial drama without completing it's story arc.

2) When a television network ignores it's customers demands for a renewed season of a popular TV show.

3) When a network, after a poorly decided cancellation, drops a quick-fix episode or mini-series to try to tidy up the remaining plot lines. Similar to Jerry-rigged.

Suggested usage:
1) I really hate that my favorite TV show just got Jericho'ed.

2) As much as everyone liked the series, the network decided to leave it Jericho'ed.

3) I really enjoyed that TV series, but then they canceled it and Jericho'ed a finale.

by Clifford Treend June 11, 2007