Jeffism

Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.

Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009

Jeff

A wonderful, cool, athletic boy who is best friends with everybody and has great knowledge of everything in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,
A wonderful name for a boy.

by Future Superstar January 28, 2009

Jeff Foxworthy

One of the best comedians ever

Jeff Foxworthy is on Blue Coller TV now on Comedy Central Monday nights at 10

by SCANK March 21, 2005

Jeff Mills

= Pills

Rhyming slang for disco biscuits, after the techno DJ.

"Did you score any Jeff Mills?"
"I tried to, but it all went a bit Pete Tong."

by Bob Holness December 12, 2004

Jeff

He hates me, he is a worker for the urban dictionary live support, I try to be his friend, but nOOOOOO, he's to good for me.

jeff

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

Jeff Bezos

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.

Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.

by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021

My name is jeff

When some 11 year old watches 22 jumpstreet for the first time and feels like being annoying

hey my name is jeff

by poiuwdfsdsv November 6, 2018