jan swart

An all around player. Loves accounting and the ladies. Also loves guys from time to time. Loves studying in Potch.

Oh, that's Jan Swart! Does he like girls or guys today? Bet he likes accounting more

by BeefFrankfurter January 23, 2018

A Jan

JAN is an acronym for Just Another Narcissist. When you see a person posting something socially popular online to get Likes but with the real intention of shining a spotlight on themselves, they are a Jan. Jan’s follow and post about popular or politically motivated trends, usually within the echo chambers of their own tribes. They live for the Likes. The Likes give them meaning and purpose in life. They are especially careful about photos posted of themselves and make sure that they are crafted to bring attention to themselves.

Susan is such a Jan. Every photo and every post is about her and her identity. She lives for the likes.

by SomtingWongwitmee January 6, 2024

Jans

another word for fuck

What the jans

by 9️⃣ October 22, 2022

Jan

Jan is a ginger. He thinks he can sing but he cant. He lost his virginity when he was 13.

Person 1: "whats ur name"
Person 2: "jan"
Person 1: "ew"

by Marak grlic November 21, 2021

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019

Jans

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.

If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.

A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"

by kakakolumna July 15, 2021

Jan

Crazy, sexy and unbalance human, with a wild heart. She can be shy but if you’re close she will reveal her true self, she is can be funny, adventurer and wise. Not easy to be her friend, but she is very loyal to those who are. Her pride will get in the way, but if you find her, she will love you all the way, she will make you feel on top of the highest mountain, but watch out because if you fall you will fall hard.

You will never forget a Jan.

Hey do you wanna go crazy in love? Get yourself a Jan

by A_Bxy November 24, 2021