Jacob

Most likely ur best friend. He is smart and independent. He has a charm that makes every girl want him with hes deep brown eyes. He will always have ur back no matter what. He has the biggest smile and a laugh to die for. He is athletic and hates to lose. He doesnt like people who arent close to him. He is a great boyfriend and will do anything to make u happy.

Damn Jacob is cute
Jacob is my best friend I love him

by Puppy528 July 26, 2018

Jacob

Likes to be known as Sid. His closest friends call him a sloth. He likes to rage while playing video games.

"Bro you ok, you just Jacob'd"

by Arrow dude October 5, 2019

Jacob

This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.

"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020

Jacob

The name of a man who truly shows his manhood. Typically has a penis that is 9 inches or larger.

Wow! Is that Jacob? I heard he has a huge dick!

by Big_Dick_Prick May 25, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a great guy but has very little feelings or remorse for hurting other people's feelings. He often is tall and his ego might be a little too high but at the end of the day when you need someone hes always there no matter how big of a asshat he is. And thats that on that.

Jacob is such an ass but I love him..

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Jacob

He’s probably a skinny red head that has a 2mm Johnson. Probably gay af, and also sucks longdong for a fat stack of cash.

Wow. Jacob is super gay

by Reekid September 27, 2019

Jacob

A Jacob is a cute funny nice smart talented person love to play basketball and will always keep your secrets safe his smile is probably one of his best features he will always listen to you even if he is in a bad mood.

Taylor:don’t you think Jacob is cute?
Lillian:yeah totally!!
Taylor:he is to cute!!

by By:ash10155 October 29, 2019