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President Fight

The act of drawing a US president on someones arse, letting them draw one on yours, then rubbing your arses together as if the two were fighting.
Guy 1: So what did you and Susie do last night?
Guy 2: oh we decided to take it slow so we just had a few President Fights, i was Richard Nixon :D
Guy 3: Nice
by 44th President October 1, 2009
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pie fight

Intrablog squabble, similar to the circular firing squad. Originated on leading progressive blog over the Gilligan's Island advertisement featuring hot girls having a pie fight.
When the blog commenter requested that the Gilligan's Island ad be removed, a pie fight ensued.
by otto_ June 17, 2007
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fight crime

A common misinterpretation of the everyday activities of a police officer. Something cops claim they do but tend to fuck off on and chase speeding cars because it's easier.
Pigs are commonly disrespected because they tend to stray away from their line of duty, which is to fight crime, and just love to ruin your day with an unwarranted fine.
by qwerty keyboard August 4, 2007
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Felch Fight

The sexual act of two or more people excreting semen from a human orifice onto each other in a contest type fashion.
Man that orgy last night got messy, it erupted into a mass felch fight after my wife dropped a felch over an unsuspecting participant!
by bluedenimpseudonym June 27, 2010
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Wi-Fighting

Fighting with friends/family/strangers for the available Wi-Fi bandwidth to download something on your smartphone/laptop.

Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.

E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
"Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
by Jambo365 December 27, 2013
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Vacation fight

Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.
Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!

Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*

Vacation fight ensues
by dlr7xf February 5, 2015
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jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses
Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!
by spergy February 6, 2019
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