mix a melt

Named after a popular Arby's sandwich, a mx-a-melt is a sex act in which you pee on your partner while giving them a titty twister.

I totally gave the bitch a mix a melt and her titties were swollen and covered in piss. It was ILL!!!

by Trevor Fuckin LeBlanc June 14, 2006

Tucker Death Mix

Everclear, Gatorade, and Redbull. Invented by the great Tucker Max himself, and immortalized in the UT Weekend story. Usually Carried around in a camelbak at a sports event, and used to get extremeley shithoused.

Arik drank Tucker Death Mix last Saturday and woke up in the park covered in puke and dog shit.

by Barker Gerard March 30, 2005

DJ MIXED MILK

A sound cloud rapper with a lot of clout. Has the power of a mighty milk jug. THE LEGONDARY THOT SLAYER

Person 1: bro did you hear DJ MIXED MILK he is fire.
Person 2: ya

by THOT SLAYER OF THE NORTH June 29, 2018

MIXED MARTIAL FARTS

THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD

MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 22, 2011

Meow Mix Lesbian

An old woman whose husband has died, leaving her very lonely, so she and her other widowed friend live together with their 50 cats.

Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith were so lonely after their husbands died, so they decided to become meow mix lesbians.

by lovingmy69cats June 28, 2011

downstairs mix-up

your underside junk, commonly referred to by old greg as a mangina

occasionally is illuminated

"what about the boat times?"
"those weren't really times that was more of an exposure"
"you saw my downstairs mix-up"

by 0ld greg January 11, 2009

ghetto trail mix

a mix of snacks that can be bought in $.25 bags in city grocery stores: Usually a combination pork rinds, flammin' hots, hot fries, and/or hot fritos

Cory: Dan, give me some of your ghetto trail mix.
Dan: Aiigght.
Cory: (shocked) You put Oreos in this?!?!? Shoot, you don't even know what ghetto trail mix is.

by Cory Gerdts January 14, 2007