middle school

Where your hopes and dreams go to die.

Most of these are 3 years (6th-8th grade), but some are 2 years (usually 7th-8th) and others are 4 years (5th-8th).

Before 7th Grade (at a 2 year middle school):
"Yay! Middle school! New friends abound!"

By mid-October of 8th grade (at 2 year school):
"I am useless. I am worthless. I have no future. The world is better without me. I have no skill. My "friends" go around and tell my secrets."

Middle school is where hopes and dreams go to die.

by thekingofamerica November 29, 2015

Fiddle the middle

Female masterbation

After a long stressful day, Cindy was looking forward to relaxing in bed; fiddle the middle then falling asleep.

by mtelles May 29, 2021

Middle School

Middle School. Let's start with the 8th graders. They think they're the shit every year and mainly think they "rule the school" because they are the highest up. They are made up of the kids trying to either "fit in" , be goth, be the shit, smell like shit, be "popular" or try to act as sporty on purpose. Don't get me started on the ass hats who wear the same color head to toe, wear shorts all year round because it's "cool", or wear the same shirt, shoes, socks, and pants every day and constantly say fight me or claim they can beat you in any sport ever. Get a hold of yourself. 7th graders, they can be a hit or miss. You got your typical know it alls, kids who ACTUALLY can play sports, and the burnouts. Not really much different from many other seventh graders, not much to say here. Now the worst of all, 6th graders. They think they're the shit-worse than the 8th graders- and every word out of their mouth is a curse word because they think it'll make them more liked. All of them know more about sex than most 30 year olds. Tiny parasites. While they know about sex they've most likely had it too. God I hate sixth graders. Its basically like knowing a seventh grader, it's..... Interesting I guess.

Hey man, how was Middle School when you were younger?

It was......something?

by Noneofyourbuissness August 3, 2016

Wakefield Middle

WCPSS school, infamous for the "devious lick" challenge, has people that say that I like fruit even though I dont, and has ZERO COVID protocols (aside from a poorly implemented mask rule)

Wakefield Middle School is the worst school ever!!!!!!! It feels like hell.

by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021

Middle School

Most pointless years of any child's life. In this period of time, most children become meaner and more social media platforms become more offensive. Most of the teachers who work in such schools are either underqualified, or may be biased. It is like the definition of the word hell.

She set off to her first day of middle school, unaware of it's horrors.

by Monstersushi1 May 14, 2020

Middle-manned

When using a public restroom stall, and two other people are defecating in the stalls on either side of you rather loudly, and with pungent odor.

"Dude, I just got middle-manned in the bathroom at that Mexican restaurant..."

by Tiberius183 May 22, 2020

Middle School

building full of children who think that they're edgy because they cover their source of knowledge with cloth shaped to fit and who pretend to want to die

-Middle School day-
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021