Mentally Ill

When you’re watching High School Musical at 4:00 in the morning while crying because you’re not content with your own love life.

Dude, for one, that’s hella gay, but also you’re mentally ill.

by angry birds luvr December 1, 2021

Joe 'ill

the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.

person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.

by Militant_pigmi May 10, 2012

ill-eagley

In a way that is contrary or forbidden by MAGA law. Particularly in reference to immigration status.

Those Mexicans that make my lawn look so good must have entered into this country ill-eagley. ThEy TooK OuR JoBs iLl-EaGlEy.

by angrysooner July 8, 2025

inappropriate illness syndrome

Where you always get ill at holiday time

Alix, "It's carnival and I feel like shit!"
Sara, "Of course, you've got inappropriate illness syndrome."

by SpeakEasy Institute February 13, 2010

sudden death illness

A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.

She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.

by A. Square May 19, 2014

Mental illness

Has been reduced to a euphemism that amount to little more than orwellian "wrong think"

Hym "If having a near perfect ability to perceive reality is mental illness then what do we call everyone who isn't me?"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.

Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.

by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022