Ted

(noun) A somewhat mischievous or impish child with the cutest smile in existence. 10/10 fantastic to watch during church 😍

Wow, look at that child's antics during church. He's such a Ted. If it weren't for his smile...

by Luconious Maximus August 28, 2021

Ted

Person that is a dickhead, wanker or just a shitty type of person

That blokes a right Ted!

Kick him out he’s being a Ted

by Sketchypunx May 26, 2022

Ted Ottley

Author, Journalist, Composer and Producer

Ted Ottley is an author of suspense novels for teen males published by Bantam, Hodder and Random House. Writer for online crime library. Composer of music for Film, TV series (Huckleberry Finn), Advertising Jingles and producer of legit and industrial shows. Worked with celebrities from Mickey Rooney to Tina Turner, Australian Rock Artists and more.

by Jay D'Arcy October 13, 2009

Ted

Best friend. Can be a dog but is always there for you no matter what. He his very energetic and funny. If your friends with him never loose him.

'Did you see Ted before?'

'Yeah! He was so fast!'

'I know!'

by Issy H July 27, 2020

Tedded

It could mean anything you want it to mean. Usually meant to be funny. Tedded is a word only to be used in a friend. (MANCM)

“Bro I got tedded last night” “Yo I’m tedded” “Your outfit is tedded” “I look tedded today”

by Sav3352 December 20, 2021

Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

Ted

most probably gay, but refuse to admit

look at that guy he is totally tedding that other guy

by datruf69 October 8, 2016