Hump Bowl

The bowl of chronic that day job weed smokers enjoy in the middle of the week to get from Monday to Friday.

It's hump day? I need to smoke a hump bowl.

by Jambalaya Jones October 19, 2019

Bungee-Hump

A sexual move in which the woman (or man) will tie a bungee cord to themselves and jump down and will reach the point of contact and the male will insert the penis.

Steve: You want to bungee-hump
Jenna: hell no you'll break your dick

by pyreo December 22, 2019

The Hump Game

it is a game me and my friends made, 1 person starts as the humper and has to run after the non-humpers and try and hump them, when you are humped then you also go after the still non-humper.

mate 1: hey mate 2, wanna play the hump game?
mate 2: sure mate 1, let's go and get some players.
mate 1: ok, let's go.

mate 1: hehe, I'm the humper, GET READY TO GET HUMPED!
mate 2: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH, NO HOMO!
mate 1: NO HOMO!

by Abbreviationist June 16, 2020

Mongo hump

If someone makes fun of you for pushing mongo on a skateboard you hump there mom

Yo I mongo humped that posers mom

by Big Lamar September 19, 2020

Speed hump

Same as a one night stand...but cooler

I had a speed hump with this hot girl last night

by Carlbean January 8, 2021

Trump Hump

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

by Kal2731 October 7, 2021

Hump Stuffing

Defined as: When you thrust your groin into an object from point blank range at terminal velocity in such a way that it results in the object, or the receptacle of the object gets the entire weight of the "humper" and the entire object "stuffed" to the full extent humanly possible violently forced in. Some great uses are when face fucking, or when she wants it rough and can last longer than 3 pumps.

When done properly the object usually becomes lodged in said hole (think of any cylindrical object with a round object which has a diameter larger than the cylinder being packed in until it becomes stuck and Is half in and half out.

Usually delivered as:

Example 1: "Fabio had given her the hump stuffing last night".

I asked Lisa why she was waddling. She exclaimed "I got the hump-stuffing last night, twice.

When Sally's longtime boyfriend James asked to get pegged and then proceeded to ask to get Hump-stuffed; it was at that moment she realized he was bisexual.

by Chevellegod August 18, 2021