homeless chicken

Cage free chickens

Me: "Are these eggs from homeless chickens"?
Hipster: sir?

by Masterbaudering October 21, 2023

Hopeless romantic

A phrase that has been consistently confused for “HELPLESS romantic”, but people continue to use because people who know better are so afraid to correct erroneous or nonsensical words these days. The original phrase “HELPLESS lover” means someone who CAN’T HELP falling in love, e.g. they fall in love very easily. “Hopeless romantic” may have become a joke that’s a play on the originally phrase, implying that someone loves romance but it ends up badly for them. Unfortunately millennials and younger generations took “hopeless romantic” as the synonymous with HELPLESS romantic and ran with it without anyone ever correcting it.

“Yeah, I’m a bit of a hopeless romantic.”
“Uh, you mean *helpless* romantic?”

by TiredOfYallDamnit December 31, 2023

homelessphobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against homeless people.

"Oh wow that homeless guy looks so miserable sleeping in a tent"
"Yo man thats super homelessphobic"

by higieura December 2, 2023

Hoeless

A person who gets no bitches or has the name haylon

I never want to be like haylon he’s forever hoeless

by Taidaye December 5, 2023

Hopeless Cuddlebug

Someone who loves to cuddle, but can't find someone to cuddle with

Sarah, a self-proclaimed "hopeless cuddlebug," spent Saturday nights with a mountain of pillows, dreaming of snuggles.

by Hopeless Cuddlebug February 11, 2024

Hopeless

Since aparently it's so hard to define this considering all the dfinitions here are just angsty poetry i will spell it out
Hopeless to lose all hope

Person 1: Have you noticed a change with John lately?
Person 2: Yeah ever since Jane left him he's been in a hopeless stupor

by Talentless Bastard February 26, 2024

Hopeless Culprit

A Hopeless Culprit is:

1- a bad person perceived as/perceiving themself as good

2- a good person perceived as/perceiving themself as bad

Y/N: Im such a bad person

Y/F/N: your doing nothing wrong your such a Hopeless Culprit

OR

Y/F/N: I didn't do anything

Y/N: you hopeless culprit they're literally sad now

by browsingYNaccount March 3, 2024