Hoeksemafication

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.

Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"

by Eric Wildschut December 15, 2008

Hookatize

Hard to describe, the less you do it the stronger the hookatization, when you smoke shisha (hookah) and it's like having your brains smashed out by whatever fruit the shisha flavour is for 3-5 minutes. It's occasional & depends on quality of the tobacco. Hookatizing is the act of smoking a hookah.

Douche: We're being attacked by bears we should bounce.
Ahmed: Fuck that I'm too hookatized.

by Ahmed K December 9, 2008

hooker's holiday

One's period. The connotations should be obvious.

"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."

by Kayl August 1, 2008

hookah tom

Any kid from Peruvia that enjoys hitting up the hookah bar regardless of time or what day it is.

"Hookah Tom doesnt give a fuck"

by wook1234567 April 10, 2009

hookbox

the act of hot-boxing a room while smoking a tobacco from a hookah.

Hey, wanna go hookbox the bathroom and get a massive head rush?

by TheDoobMister August 29, 2009

Hooker Huss

A female that is the realist,always says what's on her mind, believes in using her goods to get a head in life. Doesn't care what the haters say,she gonna get hers. Believes it ain't trickin if u got it.realist niggah on the streets.most hated chick

"Bra hooker Huss be pullin them dudes" u seen my dawg hooker Huss? Smh smd. Tell me how hooker Huss had that niggah head gone.

by Shawty jay June 18, 2010

hooker roll

1) When a person (or a hooker) is disposed of by being pushed out of the open door of a moving vehicle.

2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.

Example 1 - "Shut yer mouth, ya crazy bitch! I'm not payin' ya to talk. Just remember, yer but one hooker roll away from joinin' the rest of the roadkill out there so shut yer wordhole, ya hear?!"

Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"

by Shankmode August 15, 2010