horses

trojan condoms...what you put on yo dick so u dont knock her up.

horses with my boxers on...horses with my boxers on..you got yo t-shirt and yo pannies i got horses with my boxers on.

by bob oliver November 11, 2006

OK, K.O.! Let's Be Heroes

A comedic cartoon about a young boy who wants to become a great hero. Believing it will help him reach his goal, he starts working at a convince store run by the level 11 hero currently known as Mr. Gar.

Alongside him are his friends and coworkers, Rad and Enid. Together they help run the store as well as defend it (as well as many other establishments) from the evil robots from across the road!

The main trio as well as many other characters will have adventures in and around Lakewood Plaza Turbo for a total of 3 seasons of funny, action-packed, and lovable entertainment. The showrunners had many more planned episodes, concepts and ideas, but the show was sadly cancelled in its prime after Cartoon Network offered no explanation, no warning, no acknowledgement for its cancellation.

Ok, K.O.! Fandom: We'll buy dvd boxsets, merchandise, a comic series! Please, we'll spend thousands on anything related to OK, K.O.! Let's Be Heroes!

Cartoon Network: I'm sorry can't hear you over the sound of Teen Titans Go, speak louder. They turn the volume up with their gold encrusted remote.

by Rottentothebittercore October 16, 2019

I Got The Horses In The Back

The song 'Old Town Road' has a line 'I Got Horses In The Back', normally used as a meme.

Dunkan: Hey Frank, where are the horses?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?

by CrystleJex April 9, 2019

herpes monkey

Someone who you hate that you wish would just get herpes and die...

Ugh... my next door neighbor cops on me again for having my music too loud... that fucking herpes monkey...

by Selice August 29, 2006

Laser Herpes

A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.

It is very painful, and irritating.

That dude's got laser herpes all up in his junk.

by LuqMawn September 25, 2010

ice herpes

snow that won't go away no matter how many warmer days have passed.

"if this ice herpes doesn't go away i'm gonna light my BBQ grill and drag it around the yard"

by gabegdb January 25, 2011

herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007