by Ressel August 6, 2016
 Get the Purple herpemug.
Get the Purple herpemug. It means ‘Herpes’ but this slow person said it’s “Herps” so it’s just the bootleg version of ‘Herpes’
“He gave you herps”
by Zeiora  March 6, 2019
 Get the Herpsmug.
Get the Herpsmug. by EM2  June 21, 2023
 Get the Irish Herpesmug.
Get the Irish Herpesmug. You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020
 Get the goose herpesmug.
Get the goose herpesmug. 1. A combination of a burp followed by a hiccup.
2. A quick intake of air caused by a hiccup which results in a high/low pitch screech and a burp following after
2. A quick intake of air caused by a hiccup which results in a high/low pitch screech and a burp following after
by xoulus April 20, 2016
 Get the Herpmug.
Get the Herpmug. (n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.
by Danny London March 16, 2015
 Get the showgirl herpesmug.
Get the showgirl herpesmug. When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.
Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.
by AJB10129 November 23, 2023
 Get the work herpesmug.
Get the work herpesmug.