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Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.
Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.
by Ressel August 6, 2016
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Herps

It means ‘Herpes’ but this slow person said it’s “Herps” so it’s just the bootleg version of ‘Herpes’
“He gave you herps”
by Zeiora March 6, 2019
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Irish Herpes

The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.
It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”
by EM2 June 21, 2023
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goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020
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Herp

1. A combination of a burp followed by a hiccup.
2. A quick intake of air caused by a hiccup which results in a high/low pitch screech and a burp following after
Friend 1-*herps*
Friend 2-What the actual fuck was that?
Friend 1-it was a herp
by xoulus April 20, 2016
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showgirl herpes

(n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.
After the show she found herself covered in showgirl herpes
by Danny London March 16, 2015
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work herpes

When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.
Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.
by AJB10129 November 23, 2023
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