faux hetero

When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.

Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.

by JV84 June 13, 2009

Edward heeroma

Gay, Twat, Trolley hugger, Idiotic, Smooth legged, Pickled face, shrimp sized, lolli-licker, pen pusher, arse licking son of a gun!

Omg Your so Edward Heeromaering

by Cokzilla95 December 2, 2011

Marshall Hebert

A pretty chile guy and cooler then stefan

Wow Marshall Hebert is so chile way cooler then stefan

by Pooswapper September 6, 2011

closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 9, 2013

River Hebert

A small shitty place in Nova Scotia where there's nothing to do but stare at a wall.

Billy Bob: Hey wanna go to River Hebert?

Joe: No that place is boring.

by ImBillyBobJoe August 25, 2013

Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

by thebievolution November 13, 2019