Fuck it hat

When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say “fuck it”

Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.

Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.

by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023

wizard hatting

Taking snapchats of things/people and drawing wizard hats on them (blue with yellow stars) and sending them to everyone on your list.

Started by L'Alice Monocle, 2014

im getting these wizard hat snapchats from people I don't even know, wizard hatting must be catching on

by through_jaded_eyes September 03, 2014

It's all hats

An expression used to indicate:

1. a. when named positions of authority are really just nominal roles

b. extends to other positions

2. a. when several differently named positions of authority have no real distinction

b. extends to other positions

President, honorary secretary, captain, it's all hats

by Bilenium May 10, 2008

Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.

That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

by Tom Jankadewdle May 01, 2011

Shell hat

A piece of headwear that makes one feel intimately at home, as if in a childhood fort.

“I’ve never seen her look as at peace, as in her shell hat. Such a happy hat.”

by Gordonmaster October 03, 2020

snatch-hat

Pain in the ass douchbag or bitch

I asked Andy to make me dinner but he didn't because he's a smug-ass snatch-hat

by theDroob March 28, 2019

In the blink of a hat

A combination of "in the blink of and eye" & "at the drop of a hat". Similar to the term Rocket Surgery.

Yeah, and to top it all off he expected me to have it done in the blink of a hat.

I'll be over to your place in the blink of a hat.

by jameson2121 June 08, 2010