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Bronx Handjob

Punching someone in the dick, quickly and repeatedly
Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob
by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024
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Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis
"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"
by WujekBartek December 26, 2021
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arangatang handjob

1.When a masculine girl gives you a ferocious handjob
2. When a girl has giant hairy hands and gives you a handjob
- “That bitch almost ripped my dick”
-“Damn she gave you a arangatang handjob
by DontEatMyAss December 15, 2017
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Yuuka handjob

a touhou styled sexual act where yuuka kazami from touhou project strokes your penis 2/47 until you cum, she sometimes assists you by making you suck on her breasts (since it's a nursing handjob) and funny enough yuuka did the nursing handjob on reimu trust me i saw them do it before it's hot and she also calls you "good boy" or "good miko" if it's a futa shrine maiden like reimu hakurei
Yuuka Kazami: Good Miko~ Let Me Soften It Up A Little~
Reimu Hakurei: *blushing in enjoyment*
Yuuka Kazami: I'm Glad You're Enjoying~ Reimu-san~
Reimu Hakurei: Y-Yuuka~ I Think I-I'm Cumming!~
Yuuka Kazami : Mhm~ I Knew You Would Like This~
Reimu: Agh~ *thick white stuff release*
Yuuka Kazami: Fufu~ You're Warm~
yuuka handjob is funny
by byakuraen December 26, 2024
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Inverted Handjob

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 4, 2020
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Rotating Handjobs

A declaration of entering the final portion of a project.
At the production meeting the costume department reported being down to rotating handjobs, also noting the end was in sight.
by courier289 September 18, 2018
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Roundabout handjob

When the creep who lives next door tries to give you a sex dream hence jerking you off on a roundabout way whilst you’re sleeping.
That bitch next door gave me a roundabout handjob.
by Pdiddle diddle April 2, 2024
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