Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

hamster porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.

Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022

Hamster doobie

When you use single ply toilet paper and it gets rolled up between pussy lips and looks like a hamster' doobie

I was going down on her but the view was interrupted by a hamster doobie.

I was watching me do her , but all I could think of was that hamster doobie

by StatDoc April 26, 2025

Spit Hamster

A name to refer to your significant other by

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster

by J-Squizzy October 20, 2021

Hamster doobie

The rolled up toilet paper between a woman's pussy lips that looks like a hamster doobie

I was banging her and I could look at was that hamster doobie rolled up in her pussy

by StatDoc April 22, 2025

D.C hamster

A hairy set of balls (testicles)
Normally found on long haired

Oasis lovers

Hey I was working at the arena last night and dan got his balls out in darrens face.
Dan likes to call it the D.C hamster

by J.j.c.c February 24, 2021

Hamster vitamins

Hamster vitamins : Vitamins made from parts of a hamster that are chewy yet have a slight punch of sliminess to it.

Did you take you hamster vitamins?

by City vocabulary May 18, 2022