The pool boy
Ohhhhhh Guido...would you please remove your shirt and bring me another beer? Make it snappy darling! Meowwww!
by Mamacoug! August 30, 2010
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by Baddy boy November 10, 2011
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*Man jumps into pool with pink speedo on*
Jenney- "Does that guy look like a homo to you?"
Kristie- "Yeah, my gaydometer is going off!"
Jenney- "Does that guy look like a homo to you?"
Kristie- "Yeah, my gaydometer is going off!"
by Luckyguesses January 7, 2009
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1. We Italian or Sicilian. (the tan ones, not the white ones)
2. Clothes are a mix of gangsta & prep.
3. We friends with all the gangstaz & preps.
4. We have a taper hair-cut with heavy gel.
5. We stay fresh, build body, shaved body.
6. Always chillin at clubs, the mall, or anywhere public.
7. Reside mostly in Brooklyn, Queens, Newark, and around there.
8. Most importantly, we got mad bitchez on our dicks.
1. We Italian or Sicilian. (the tan ones, not the white ones)
2. Clothes are a mix of gangsta & prep.
3. We friends with all the gangstaz & preps.
4. We have a taper hair-cut with heavy gel.
5. We stay fresh, build body, shaved body.
6. Always chillin at clubs, the mall, or anywhere public.
7. Reside mostly in Brooklyn, Queens, Newark, and around there.
8. Most importantly, we got mad bitchez on our dicks.
Why do white people always hate on Guidos? I know why, becuz they jelous motha fuckaz who cant get pussy.
by GenzoNYC April 14, 2006
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I am a GUIDO and LOVING it
by Brian Guido March 30, 2008
Get the guido mug.A guy that tries to get with a gal by listening to her complain about her man and then saying, "Oh I would never do that."
"I have nothing to do over thanxgiving because my boyfriend went to Valdez to go ice climbing."
"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."
"Ick your a Guido"
"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."
"Ick your a Guido"
by Guidoette January 21, 2010
Get the Guido mug.Gundox is a god of being right, he is said to never be wrong and will continiously hound someone if they call him wrong until they begin to suck his left nut to calm him down, this basically means if you call Gundox wrong, be ready to suck his left nut.
by Gundox October 19, 2008
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