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Grundle Tar

A thick, sticky, dark brown substance with putrid ripe stench oftentimes found within the area between a person's asshole and genitals.
Holy fuck, what smells like a decaying corpus?....Off courrsee it's the Grundle Tar stuck to Horvach's gooch!!!
by D. P. Dot Dirtbag October 3, 2010
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Grundle Poke

when you are engaged in oral sex OR receiving a hand-job just before you are about to ejaculate, she then pokes you in between the anus and ball sack.
while I was on the computer, looking up many various words on the Urban Dictionary website, I looked over beside me, and all of a sudden, I see my roomie receiving quite the vigorous Grundle Poke I have ever seen...
by R.Tripp February 23, 2011
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Grundle Monster

A mysterious green monster that runs around picking peoples grundles with his grundle claw while the other hand is in his ass.
Better wipe good or the grundle monster will get ya!
by Grundle Fairy December 20, 2012
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Gronkle tronkus

A particularly girthy penis that’s is 40x more wide than it is in length
“I got stuck in a door way because of my magnum gronkle tronkus darn that thing gets in the way
by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018
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GrundleBundle

Like a drop kick, but without your feet...

Or a violent Tea-Bagging.
john gave louise a hard GrundleBundle last night, eye sockets full of testicles and mouth full of anus.
by QuifingChopper June 2, 2019
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Grungie Grundles

Dirty Underpants, Soiled Underwear, be it Boxers, Briefs, Thongs, high rise, low rise, cotton, rayon, or polyester, bras, braziers, over the shoulder boulder holders, double barrel slingshots.

Grungy Grundles is actually short for filthy grundlemires, as panties is short for underpants.
Get your Grungie Grundles off the bathroom floor.
by rainbowblueboy and mandabear November 23, 2011
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grundle fish

Originating in 1777, this rare species is a bottom-dweller that feeds solely upon cooter critters, gooch goblins, and the sweat from Josh Curry's balls.
Um...Josh...your grundle fish is hanging out of your shorts...
by Jedwin March 30, 2009
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