gorff

n. Play on name "Geoff," the dumb way of spelling the name "Jeff."

v. To perform awkward anal sex.

I'll give her a gorffing she'll never forget.

Come along, Gorff!

by Lobo the hobo March 20, 2005

graff game

getting up with the homies, racking paint, building a persona, tradesies, expressing yourself, SHOWIN YA ART

me: damn, that cat's in the graff game now?
you: yee
me: whackkkkk

OMG I GOT MY SHIPMENT FROM BOMBING SCIENCE, NOW I WILL HAVE MAD REP IN THE GRAFF GAME.

by we dont sleep March 26, 2010

MOD Graffix Krew

A Superb Graffiti crew, a.k.a. Urban Restoration Association, based out of Philadelphia. Sleez, Smoker, Saes, Sews, Detox.

MOD Graffix Krew Is UP!

by SLEEZ [MOD Graffix] August 11, 2004

Geoff

Geoff, also known as dogshit. May come across as competent until you get to know him. Ambition often outweighs his ability, the term Geoff has been used since the 16th century to descretely describe incompetent supervisors performing duties above their capabilities. Has a tiny dick, but believes it is bigger and more powerful than everyone elses. Loves to gargle cum.

Definitions
16th century - "hey claudius, i think maximus is a real Geoff"
Modern day - "holy shit dude, this useless bastard is a real Geoff, lets dick his coffee cup.

by Maark75 December 12, 2012

Graffiti

Vandalism committed by gangbangers and their suburban wannabes (Who never tag up their own neighborhoods because if their parents found out, they would take away the BMW) in my friggin' neighborhood using paint, scratching glass, poo, mud, etc.

Popularized in graffiti shows by shitheads like Mark Ecko and the crappy Scion toaster company who don't like graffiti in their own neighborhoods either. It was bad enough when it was gangs marking territory. Now there are overgrown little kids who crave attention and want their tag to show up on the news. Get your parents to buy you some canvas, or go cut yourself, or take ex and nitrous, or drugs, or whatever else you do for kicks, and just hurt yourself, and leave Richmond alone you wannabes.

Cochinos!

Those cochinos think their graffiti is art, but it just makes my ghetto look more ghetto.

by ch00mp June 13, 2009

Geoff

A ginger; often attracted to orange or, to a lesser extent, red.
Shouldn't go out in the sun for too long.

You look terrible in Geoff.

by Kittykatra February 5, 2010

geoff

a guy that is known to have repeated sexual with women that commonly exceed his own personal weight. The girls, frequently mistaken for gorillas, geoff's victims can be found near all food sources.

guy1:Dude, did you just see how fat that bitch was?

guy2:holy shit, only geoff would hit that!

guy1:yea, prolly.

by boss hog2 March 2, 2010