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Ham Grabbler

A profession which involves the vigorous grabbing of a best friends arm and screaming Ham very loudly.
This action can have either a slightly sexual intention or an intention of asserting dominance to a certain person.

The term derives from 2 high schoolers in 2020 that were not paying attention in class.

The term was first used by rap duo Doritos On Ice.
Gustav: No Marius Stop!
Marius: HAAAMMMMM!
Gustav: No its the Ham Grabbler!
by The Hoax November 25, 2021
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Grass field grabbler

(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.
kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 1, 2020
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Gnat Grabbing

A game invented in the South for hicks and rebels alike. The game is played like so: 4-5 hicks will stand up in a circular formation with a 3-5 foot diatmeter between them with their junk hanging out on a hot, sweaty, swampy night. They then hold their peni readily and wait for gnats to land upon their dingys. When a nat has landed, the landee will stroke their penis as quickly as possible to grab the gnat, starting at the base of the shaft. This grab is one point. The one with the most points after a set period of time is the victory. All losers must purchase one case of the following:

Pap's Blue Ribbon, Natural Ice, Olde English, or Steel Reserve shitty beer.
Me and Perry played gnat grabbing out back of Uncle Willie's Brokeback Bar. Perry's buyin' tonight, Chuck!
by shutupbitch August 28, 2006
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Grabbler

A person who grabs the sack of a male and squeezes so hard that all the cum comes squirting through his meatpipe.
"Be careful going out at night, there is a Grabbler among us."
by BigPeePeeMam December 11, 2018
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Grabber

Someone that grabs you right sweaty ball and stuffs it in her mouth
“The hooker took my balls and and licked the sweat off of it, that’s how I knew she was a grabber”
by Thegrabber215 April 17, 2018
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grabass

The opposite of "soft/lighted" sex - like "Makin Love". Concentraded on the carnal side of procreating.
John is very nice in bed - too nice. I miss the grabass part of making love. I miss banging my head towards the bedroom wall.
by Vincent August 21, 2003
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grabbages

"Eugh, www.microsoft.com has some real grabbages!"
"He did this drawing and it looked like such a grabbage."
by RENEGATUS DOT COM November 5, 2003
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