Gordon Bennett

Originally used by Aristocratic satirists in the 17th century during stringent censorship to describe an act of parliament which was deemed truly unbelievable by free thinking liberalists

Parliament quoted on the housing and sanitary bill have passed the act of nobilty stating that only person's of nobile descent have rights to clean water and council grants. Reported by Gordon Bennet for the Daily Times

by Lauren Byjoves April 20, 2005

gorfer

Someone who farts in a bathtub and tries to eat the bubbles

Tommy had a shot with that sorority girl but he is such a Gorfer

by chris_ezequel December 13, 2006

Gorbonk

Gorbonk can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It is used when a cute lil' person does something silly! Usually used for when your girlfriend is being adorable.

"That's what it's all gorbonk!"

"I gorbonked my lil' head!"

"I felt like such a silly gorbonk after I dropped my toothpaste!"

"Cai is a lovely gorbonk!"

by big lil' spoon January 6, 2010

Gordon Monthly

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron

SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Flash Gordon

The one and only Flash is faster than the speed of light.......

Rig:"Hey who keeps turning off the lights?"
STG:"I don't know?"
Rig:"That Flash"
STG:"Snigger...."

by Mr Flash January 27, 2005

Gordo's

The best #@$#ing Mexican restaurant in the Bay!

-What'd you get man?
-Super Carne Asada with sour-cream and guacamole from Gordo's, you know!
-Aww shit, did it explode?
-Nah, I got the good guy, he wrapped that shit tight!

by bay area sav May 5, 2006

Gordons-border

A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.

"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"

by Lord Beagle Fotherington-Smythe February 17, 2008