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serious goose 

A person who is way too serious to be a silly goose, and is the striking opposite of a silly goose. Usually said when you want someone to take you serious.
Sarah:I forgot to take my meds today.
Me:girl ur so funny, u know u have no conception of reality without those.
Sarah: no I’m a serious goose right now, are you real?

Front goose 

A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.
Dude, last night after the party Emma and I did front goose for like 2 hours.
Front goose by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023

Noose The Goose 

Sally are you going to Noose The Goose
Noose The Goose by Huuuyot November 7, 2016

dead like Goose 

When a heroic or otherwise impressive aviator is ghosted by his fellow aviators.
Due to unknown reasons, it is apparent that Matt is dead like Goose to Captain Nielson and First Officer Whicker.

lilac and gooseberries

Likely a reference to Yennefer of Vengerberg's signature scent. Mentioned in Andrzej Sapkowki's witcher book series and CDProjekt Red's hit videogame Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
"Lilac and gooseberries. Her tastes haven't changed"

"The letter smelt strongly of lilac and gooseberries, he knew what it meant"

My little maradona goose 

So hot he’s famous and he’s so worthy for any female
My little maradona goose is smoking hot 🥵!