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Google Chrome

A really fast and cool browser that beats Firefox on my 8 year old laptop. My most favourite feature is that I could type in the name of a site in the address bar (a site that I've never visited) and a list would pop down with the site's URL in there. Also the UI takes up very little space.
by jordanwb October 29, 2008
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Google-itis

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.
by ammorningstar April 21, 2009
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Dr. Google

When you're too poor to see a real doctor or don't fully trust your doctor, and conduct a web search to diagnose medical symptoms and their possible cures.
I don't need to go see a doctor. I've already consulted Dr. Google and it turns out I have Peyronie's Disease. Got to get me some Vitamin E!
by Mr. John 2 August 26, 2011
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book google

When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
Guy 1: Quick! What's the definiton of "callow?"

Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!

Guy 3: Book google that shit!
by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010
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Google Juice

A website's relevant value as determined by the Google search engine. The more "juice" a site has, the more likely it will turn up in search results. This is especially true when the search terms aren't the title of that site.

Google's particular method, known as PageRank, determines this importance according to who links what. If a high-ranking site links to a low-ranking one, that site will be given lots of juice. If a low-ranking site links to something, it doesn't have as much relevance. The text of the link also is taken into account.

Google Juice is very important in Search Engine Optimization. It's also the cause of cursed things like comment spam, link exchanges, and link blogs. This is collectively called spamdexing.
Fark linked me the other day and I got a ton of Google Juice. Now I'm the top result for "elderberry fisting gambit".
by Orin R. September 6, 2008
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Google Chrome

An internet browser that's pretty good.

Wait, I think I held down "o" for too long. I meant to say:
An internet browser that's pretty god.
"Google Chrome, so funky cool and not shit."
by roarpee December 7, 2009
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Google Rape

To look something up on google but instead of getting your desired topic you get a porn site.
Person 1: I was looking stuff up for school but got porn sites instead.
Person 2: you got google raped
by Ferocious Bobcat April 6, 2011
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