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my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Gooner

One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.

Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.

Ethan travers is a gooner, he goons to kids

by Manus craig December 9, 2023

Gooner

A goober that's missing/gone

Jeff is a gooner.

by DarkThirsty February 27, 2024

Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.

"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"

by GrandAutismo131 March 26, 2024

Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers or nursing spewers

"Ah fuck! I got gooned on by a gooner!"

by GrandAutismo131 March 28, 2024

Gonger

Used to describe a fat oily ginger/red haired person

That person over there is a gonger

by gothmommy___ March 30, 2024

goonership

Craftsmanship in gooning - the craft of going through regardedly absurd lengths or preparation to achieve the peak gooning experience, or the craft of refining your ability to sustain the goon state. Experienced edgers usually possess a high level of goonership due to their experience, but it all depends on how good you are at actually keeping up your goon state, not just how much you goon every day.

Experienced edger: Aight, I gotta overclock this 13th gen intel core i9 with all these Ethernet cables plugged in so i can run as many r34 tabs as possible. Hol up, I need to organize the images, gifs, and videos into separate monitors. Oh yeah, and the paper copies of Doge so I can't ejaculate.

Sum buddy: Zamn, the goonership is crazy- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHROMECASTING IT IN THE LOUNGE? BLUETOOTH TOO?

by skibbee boppar April 17, 2024